[ martin removes the gift from the bag, giving it an amused little look, before he goes to gently place it beneath the little christmas tree in the corner of his sitting room. don't be fooled: he's actually stoked beyond belief that jon got him a gift??? he's just trying so hard to play it cool. ]

Either it's a present or she wants you to play fetch. You should give it a toss either way.

[ he heads into the kitchen to start heating water, calling from it- ]

Sorry, I haven't- quite picked up your gift yet.