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martin blackwood || the magnus archives ([personal profile] corkscrewed) wrote2017-11-05 04:46 pm

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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Don't drool. [he warns as if the dog can understand him. then he looks to martin] So people always say. I'd rather be working, thank you. With better conditions than we currently have, of course, but still.

[ugH friends] I don't need help making friends, Martin, I'm not a maladjusted gradeschooler. I've had more than enough socializing here already, half of the population are ridiculous terrors.
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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-13 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
One of them forced me to go drinking with him. I think he's an alcoholic.

[what horror, truly.]

Oh... I don't really know. I go into a trance of sorts and start- well, essentially reading a statement that was never given. I've been told my eyes go cloudy and I do very good impressions of the subject. [he shakes his head] The worst part about it is it almost feels like home, in a weird way, when it happens. Muscle memory from recording so many statements, I suppose.

What about you? I haven't actually seen this plant trick of yours.
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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-13 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Not a bad idea... and I do remember it. Frankly it can be a little awkward, given the information is quite often very personal. The last time I did it I got the statement of an imPort and how much he cared about this other man... emotional entanglements are exhausting. I don't know how people handle the constant drama.

[he glances over to the plants, still petting molly now absentmindedly] Oh, goodness... Is it some area of effect around you or do you need to concentrate?