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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-24 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Alcohol is a painkiller. Therefore it's fine.

[He holds up his empty bottle demonstratively.]

Besides, I'm already two down. Can't really claim you're looking out for my health at this point.
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-24 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, like you're the first scandalous office romance in the Institute.

[There's a glib humour in his tone there, but he's pushing himself around to drape himself over the booth and look at Martin properly.]

I'm genuinely curious why you think I wouldn't. Besides the whole, like. [He waves his empty bottle around blithely.] "Ohhh, our boss is a spooky telepath who doesn't respect us or trust us, fuck that guy" thing.
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-24 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I mean it's not really all that improved yet, I'll give it that much.

[It's not like he's forgiven Jon yet. Doesn't plan on it, really, even if forcing a confession out of him cleared the air a bit.]

But if you've forgiven him, then at that point it's not really my business, is it?
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-24 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
You're not very good at hating people, are you Martin.

[Tim is exactly as candid as ever. He's buzzed, not tipsy; mostly it's taking the worst of the edge off the pain, which is nice.]
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-24 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
That's because the Institute's a hole. [There's bite to it, but there's something almost good-natured to it.] You were too bloody good for it and we all knew it. You and Sasha both.

[--ah. He's ruined his own buzz. He just grimaces gently for a moment, before he takes his new drink in hand.]
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-24 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Tim just stares into his drink for a few seconds, before he gulps a mouthful, alcohol content be damned. The tapes offer goes ignored.]

Hate to say it, Martin, but the general concept of 'putting yourself out there' applies to making friends as well, not just dating. You can't spend every day alternating between the laundry and Jon's office.
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-24 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
With me. [It's certainly disparaging, but it's not pointed at Martin.] And I have offered you the chance to have some fun, so I've got you coming and going there.
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-24 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
I will get you to understand innuendo yet. [But hey, it gets a genuine grin on his face.] But come on, this, here and now? 's'just another day in the office, really.
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-24 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks playfully offended. Which mostly just means marginally less tired, but it's still an improvement.]

Are you questioning my taste, Blackwood? [He's definitely grinning behind that sip.] Because disregarding your taste in archival bosses for five seconds, you're a real catch.
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-24 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He lifts his injured hand and still manages to point a finger gun at Martin.]

Institute funds.

[But since they're being honest (and the alcohol, perhaps, making his judgement a little impaired), he just shrugs before he takes another sip.]

It's not like any of them were serious, anyway. All in all it was just a bit of fun. [He pauses, glancing aside.] ...a lot of fun. Sometimes lots of different kinds of fun at the same time. [He swirls his drink idly.] But most of it was legitimately work-related.
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-26 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'll buy you a whole bloody box of the things if we make port. [He's happy to be held to such a stupid promise.]

I mean, I don't think we would have gotten half the police statements we did before Basira came along if I hadn't. People don't just share those at random, but it's delightful fun helping your boyfriend with his own work, when it's just some harmless old cold case no one'll miss.
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-08-26 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Tim just snickers, letting the grin brush over his sore face.]

It's massively outweighed by my sense of humour and overwhelming modesty. All part of the whole experience.

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