[ see icon. martin is quiet for a long moment, just because his brain has bluescreened and is currently in the process of booting back up. finally, he hazards: ]
I- uh. Sure, then...? [ wow this seems off?? ] And we are a serious thing? Me and Jon? I don't - that's really not anyone's business, but- who are you, again?
Oh! Right. I gotcha, you want to know my qualifications. Figure if we're a good match.
Well, I'm a bioexorcist slash demon slash dead guy. I've been scaring people for at least a thousand years and I really, really want to be alive again so I'm just perfect for somebody who just wants to get in and get out, real quick-like. I'm what you might call a nooner.
I could give you my references but they're all dead. Jon can vouch for me.
[ 'scaring people for a thousand years' sounds like the dead opposite of 'in and out real quick like,' but okay. sure. martin blackwood is up for a challenge.
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corkscrewed) wrote2017-11-05 04:46 pm
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As... your warden...?
[ is jon trying to set him up with inmates?? ]
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Sure, yeah. Whatever, kid.
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I- uh. Sure, then...? [ wow this seems off?? ] And we are a serious thing? Me and Jon? I don't - that's really not anyone's business, but- who are you, again?
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Well, I'm a bioexorcist slash demon slash dead guy. I've been scaring people for at least a thousand years and I really, really want to be alive again so I'm just perfect for somebody who just wants to get in and get out, real quick-like. I'm what you might call a nooner.
I could give you my references but they're all dead. Jon can vouch for me.
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he clears his throat. ]
You still haven't given me your name.
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[ you know what? not the weirdest part of this interaction. he changes course. ]
How should I refer to you, then?
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Best behavior. I promise.
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[ he can't believe jon thinks he's THIS desperate for friendship, god!! ]
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Holy crap, that worked?
[Now back to Martin!]
How's about 8 o'clock as the crow flies?
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Er- sure. I'm free then.
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