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martin blackwood || the magnus archives ([personal profile] corkscrewed) wrote2017-11-05 04:46 pm

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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
I fail to see the problem here. These dogs are paid with affection and boarding, you with money. It's the same principle. [definitely calling martin a dog.]

[he waves a hand]
I didn't, so it's fine. It was during that... Swear In? That nonsense they wanted all the imPorts to go to. Frankly I don't know why I bothered.
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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-12 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Tim might as well be. [jon HUFFS but then-] ... do not tell Sasha that though. [he knows to fear sasha, ok]

It's fine, Martin, if I had needed anything I promise I would have told you as much. You're the only damn person I trust here anyway. [some he liked well enough but it took a while for jon to trust people] They're... annoying. Set off easier, there's more emotion behind them. Not as bad as some at least.
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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-12 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, you are literally the only person I'm remotely familiar with. [and he isn't season 2 yet. he walks further in, looking down at the ruined cushion with distaste. clean your house, martin???] Agreed, I feel rather- well, it doesn't matter. This will be quite the statement to make when we get back, assuming we get back and assuming we remember anything.

You what? [martin] For god's sake Martin, did you lose your communicator as well?
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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-12 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Martin, I am well aware of that. The most evidence we'd have is each other's words, which could easily be dismissed as some shared delusion- I am not discounting that as a possibility either, mind you. [he takes the tea and sits down, though not before looking the chair over for what, jon? a trap?? dog drool, probably.

enjoy the withering look he throws you, martin]
That is the most daft reasoning I've heard in a while, and I work with idiots. Honestly Martin, what if some old injury had opened up while you were trapped? Or some other ridiculous thing happened? Do not pull something like that again, at least text me about it.
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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-12 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The situation was already taken care of and I wasn't in danger of being immolated, it's hardly the same. [he huffs but has some of that tea, considering it for a moment before nodding. approved, good tea, you did it, martin.] Good. We apparently 'come back to life' here but I would very much rather not test this theory.

[the deepest of sighs] What a mess. I never thought I'd be eager to get back to worms.
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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-12 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm eager to get home and back to work that isn't trivial nonsense. [he could do without the worms. good thing they'd definitely have no problems there, huh!!! huh!!] And to solve the problem of the worms- somehow. Someway.

[because that's been working so well, huh.] I suppose it's reasonable this is something of a vacation for you.
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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-13 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't stuck in the Archives. [even though he spent more time there than at home and wasn't sleeping well because of the worm cold war?? he glances to molly, making a face at possible drool on his pants but... fine. he pats her, tentatively. that's what dogs wanted, right? right.]

... fine, I'll admit it's nice to be away from the threat of Prentiss. Still this- I don't know. I feel ill at ease here. Culture shock, I suppose.
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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Don't drool. [he warns as if the dog can understand him. then he looks to martin] So people always say. I'd rather be working, thank you. With better conditions than we currently have, of course, but still.

[ugH friends] I don't need help making friends, Martin, I'm not a maladjusted gradeschooler. I've had more than enough socializing here already, half of the population are ridiculous terrors.
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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-13 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
One of them forced me to go drinking with him. I think he's an alcoholic.

[what horror, truly.]

Oh... I don't really know. I go into a trance of sorts and start- well, essentially reading a statement that was never given. I've been told my eyes go cloudy and I do very good impressions of the subject. [he shakes his head] The worst part about it is it almost feels like home, in a weird way, when it happens. Muscle memory from recording so many statements, I suppose.

What about you? I haven't actually seen this plant trick of yours.
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[personal profile] statementends 2017-12-13 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Not a bad idea... and I do remember it. Frankly it can be a little awkward, given the information is quite often very personal. The last time I did it I got the statement of an imPort and how much he cared about this other man... emotional entanglements are exhausting. I don't know how people handle the constant drama.

[he glances over to the plants, still petting molly now absentmindedly] Oh, goodness... Is it some area of effect around you or do you need to concentrate?